Saturday, October 13, 2007 ;
Seriousssly. Call me lame to search my own name on Yahoo! Singapore
And on the first link, I really saw my name okay. and tht Lee Yoke Leng was really me!
it was some kinda composition competition i took part in during P4. Reading my compo,I laughed like hell! Here's my really, really, retarded compo tht won a prize..
A Robbery
It was late in the night. The moon was high up in the sky and it shone brightly. The streets were deserted. The Tan family was sleeping soundly.
Unknown to them, a man went into their house and used a knife with a sharp tip to cut a big hole in the windowpane. He put his hand in from the outside to slowly open the window.
He tiptoed as quietly as a mouse into the study room on the second level. He rummaged the drawers and found a lot of valuables in one of the drawers. He quickly took the valuables and stuffed them into his bag. Soon, the room was in a mess.
As he was about to leave, he smelled a nice aroma. He walked towards the kitchen. The aroma got stronger and stronger. When he went into the kitchen, he saw a roasted chicken and a bottle of wine. He was tempted to feast on them.
He sat down, wolfed down the chicken and emptied the bottle of wine within minutes. He suddenly felt drowsy and fell onto the ground. The Tan family woke up.
They went to the kitchen and called the police. The police arrived in a jiffy. The police woke the man up, handcuffed him and put him behind bars. The Tan family had an unforgettable night.See how retarded I am?
MISTAKE #1.
It's not even robbery! It's burglary! Robbery is the crime of seizing property through violence or intimidation. Burglary typically involves breaking into a house, outbuilding, business, school, place of worship, boat, aircraft, rail car, or motor vehicle with an intent to commit a theft or felony.
MISTAKE #2.
FYI! Moon cannot shine. It only reflects light from the Sun! So, it only appears to be shinning.
MISTAKE #3.
FYI! (again, but who cares?) How the heck can you cut a hole out of the glass with a sharp-tipped knife? Unless, of course, you armour your knife with diamond.
MISTAKE #4.
Mouse do not tiptoe. Neither are they quiet. They make this funny scratching sound. And screech loudly.
MISTAKE #5.
If I were a buglar, I would leave as soon as I got my loot. Who the hell would wolf down chicken?
More importantly, why would the family leave the chicken there unless it's a bait or they are breeding pests. Food will grow mould or something if you leave it overnight. Just
like grapes.
MISTAKE #6.
He fell down and the family woke up. WTH!? He must be really, really, really, heavy or the family are light sleepers.
MISTAKE #7.
If I see an unfamiliar face in my house, I would scream first, THEN call the police. Stupid compo.
No drama at all.
The pain sets in,
&I don't wanna cry,
I only feel gravity
&I wonder why;
4:25 PM
